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    stfuparents: Trends Soooo what’s up with Facebook trends? We’ve all seen the ones that declare, “If you have the most adorable kid in the universe, make this your status!” or the ones that state, “My body is not perfect but I nurtured a baby and I’m proud of it!” I think it’s safe to say that viral trends - of any kind - that involve repetitious Facebook updates are über annoying. But the one pictured above might just be my most loathed. It’s not that I don’t want to know about your kid’s accomplishments. He rolled onto his back? Great! He loves the flavor of banana? Aww, then we have something in common! It’s just, if you have to type up a little description, print it on a placard and then photograph your kid with it … it feels forced upon me. It feels forced upon your kid, even! Not that the little one in this photo isn’t adorable. Trust me, he toootally is. I just don’t know if combining these updates into a manifesto is necessary. (submitted by Anonymous) Oh my God, moms, please find something else to do with your lives. Also, I am not up on the latest trends in baby accessories, but is that a Kabbalah bracelet on that kid?

    stfuparents:

    Trends

    Soooo what’s up with Facebook trends? We’ve all seen the ones that declare, “If you have the most adorable kid in the universe, make this your status!” or the ones that state, “My body is not perfect but I nurtured a baby and I’m proud of it!” I think it’s safe to say that viral trends - of any kind - that involve repetitious Facebook updates are über annoying. But the one pictured above might just be my most loathed.

    It’s not that I don’t want to know about your kid’s accomplishments. He rolled onto his back? Great! He loves the flavor of banana? Aww, then we have something in common! It’s just, if you have to type up a little description, print it on a placard and then photograph your kid with it … it feels forced upon me. It feels forced upon your kid, even! Not that the little one in this photo isn’t adorable. Trust me, he toootally is. I just don’t know if combining these updates into a manifesto is necessary.

    (submitted by Anonymous)

    Oh my God, moms, please find something else to do with your lives. Also, I am not up on the latest trends in baby accessories, but is that a Kabbalah bracelet on that kid?

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